Greed and brutality rape a virgin land. Oookay. And 1980s, what's with the PINK ninjas? Seriously.

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How many female ninjas does it take to violate a male ninja? Apparently eight. Four to keep watch and four to perform some kind of crotch grab. Seriously, did all four of them need a hand on his business to lift him up? Of course, its very likely he enjoys this. Then again, he is wearing a headband...

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The makers of this video say they're sorry. I don't believe them, but they WILL be if a real ninja sees it, takes offense and then hunts them down. But what is absolutely priceless is that these guys used a safety mat when doing these amazingly dangerous stunts...on the grass. They even fail at the "ninja run"--small steps, bent posture, one arm straight out--which FYI, no real ninja would be caught dead doing. Enjoy.

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I have no idea what to say about this. Seriously.

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What's worse than being assassinated by a ninja? Being assassinated by this guy. If he gets the jump on you, you'd be better off just falling on your own sword. Seriously.

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If you ever find yourself in an egg on wheels, under attack by a rival clan, now you know what to to--drive up hill!

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