What's worse than being assassinated by a ninja? Being assassinated by this guy. If he gets the jump on you, you'd be better off just falling on your own sword. Seriously.

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Trouble finding parking on your way to an assassination? No worries, just look for this sign.

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I respectfully disagree. Especially if the targeted person is hiding in a basement.

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I'm guessing this fellow needs more than $4 karate lessons, because ninja's pay at least $8 for silent assassin lessons.

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Ninja's come in all sizes.

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